This thing with my internet access being flaky would be a good excuse for why I haven't blogged lately. Only we know the real reason.

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It is uncanny how many folks I know who have recently created a page on myspace.com. And the answer is, "No, I don't have one." Why not?

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Upcoming events on my calendar:

July 9 - Athens/Decatur, Alabama - 19th Annual Greater Tennessee Valley Antique Car and Harley Davidson Show. I attended last year but I didn't see all the cars. Someone told me there were over 600 last year. I doubt I will see them all this year. Why?

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July 22-23 - Point Mallard, Alabama: Bug'n In July 2006 Car Show. Air cooled farfignugen. I am looking forward to this all Volkswagen show, however I will not be going both days. Why?

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I have the strangest feeling I have misspelled a word. I could run the spell checker and proof read my grammar, but I won't. Why?

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Wrong. The correct answer is consistency.