The Joke
I got a few of the words wrong. Let's try again.

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... " - From The Breakfast Club.

I have been wanting to know the punchline to this joke for years. It is amazing how many references there are to it on the internet. I suppose there is no actual ending.