Flying up the left hand lane like a banshee with my strawberry blonde hair wafting in the wind..... I'm so dusting ALLLLLL your arses in my 'oh so sexy teal mini van' (aka OSST mini-van)
Angel power baby.... just angel power. I'm freaky fast. And HEY!!! I think you are cheating with our aerodynamic miata self. My van is fast, it smells like gas when the heater is on and I may well burst into flames but the OSST is fast. LOL (incidently, if it does do that flame bursting things, I hope my kids aren't in the van with me. Darn, time to get a new car I think....)
If I can just get past that blue hunk a junk.... I have two really good front doors, so I will lay the hammer down and GAS ON IT!! HONK HOOOOOONNNNNKKKKK.
We gonna do what they say can't be done.... We got a long way to go and a short time to get there.. Im east bound Just watch ol Bandit run......
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I am cruising in the middle lane, 5 mph slower than traffic and really ticking off that little truck driving woman in myrear view mirror.
You and me both.
Get your Sunday Driving Asses out of my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See. I told you, Rick.
That IS what she said.
You cant believe everything you read MIKEY... I have ridden with Rick!!
I think I am being set up here (eyes darting left to right)...
Flying up the left hand lane like a banshee with my strawberry blonde hair wafting in the wind..... I'm so dusting ALLLLLL your arses in my 'oh so sexy teal mini van' (aka OSST mini-van)
See ya later SuckaAAAAA!!!! woo hoo!
Why are those two big rigs driving side by side? That seems dangereous.
And the mini van is screaming down the left hand lane. I had no idea OSST mini vans were so fast. That thing must have a super charger.
Little red miata downshifts into fourth to pick up speed, swerves over to the right and passes everyone while driving on the shoulder. I win. I win.
Good thing median monsters don't really exist.
Looking in the rear view mirror I see the blue '68 Chevy pickup lose a hub cap.
Now the entire rear end may fall out of the truck, but THOSE HUBCAPS are on tight.
I know because one rolled down the service road after the tire store installed them incorrectly.
Angel power baby.... just angel power. I'm freaky fast. And HEY!!! I think you are cheating with our aerodynamic miata self. My van is fast, it smells like gas when the heater is on and I may well burst into flames but the OSST is fast. LOL (incidently, if it does do that flame bursting things, I hope my kids aren't in the van with me. Darn, time to get a new car I think....)
If I can just get past that blue hunk a junk.... I have two really good front doors, so I will lay the hammer down and GAS ON IT!! HONK HOOOOOONNNNNKKKKK.
We gonna do what they say can't be done.... We got a long way to go and a short time to get there.. Im east bound Just watch ol Bandit run......
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