Aliens
Jordan had to do a project for school. For the project he made an alien out of a brown paper bag complete with yellow yarn, red pipe cleaners, and some glued on plastic eyes. He also wrote a story to go along with the alien:

My alien's name is Mr. Funny. He likes to scare people. He was discovered when he was camping. He was discovered on Pluto. People want to learn more about him.

Jordan

Were else are you going to go for prose like those.